POV: Super Gassy First Tinder Date

Description: I saw you staring at my ass, you little weirdo! come here, i will teach you a lesson. you have no idea how gassy and stinky this butt can get. you have no chance of running away. is this what you wanted? did you imagine me just farting and farting, non stop? prepare your mouth and nostrils for my disgusting farts.