Premature Gooner

Description: How embarrassing for you to be a premature loser. the only way you can last longer than 30 seconds is to drop down into a gooner trance and edge for hours on end. your only choice is which of the two extremes you want to be. gooning will suck up all of your time with you spending time edging and watching porn instead of having a life. either way you're a loser, but i know you'd rather be a gooner loser than a premature loser.