Rescue suppository

Description: Honey, the situation is dramatic, i'm clogged, cork hard and strong. i can't get the brownie out of my guts. my hemorrhoids are burning me like wildfire, that's why i need a suppository. after using the suppository, i wait a few minutes. i spit out wet, loud, smelly biscuits in the toilet. it's so wet and disgusting. more wet cookies and more wet farts. will my toilet handle it? my hemorrhoids are on fire! but i need to get rid of everything! my anus can no longer take the strain of a hard brownie.