WATCH ME OUTGROW THESE JEANS IN UNDER TEN MINUTES

Description: A night out on the town can be hard to commit to as a plus size woman. mostly because i don't have anything that fits me these days! my weight gain has been rapid and i'm too lazy to do much shopping. thank goodness i have one pair of hot jeans that still fit! but as i squeeze them over my ass and finally get them buttoned, i realize 1) i'm starving and 2) i still have an hour until i'm supposed to meet with my girlfriends. so i did what any gluttonous butterball would do: i ordered a large, thick crust meatlovers pizza. only after stripping out of my hot jeans do i attempt to stuff my face with as much pizza as my growing belly can handle. i just hope my jeans still fit after my little pig feeding....