Diagnosed as a Beta

Description: You've come to my clinic because your wife and you are having trouble conceiving. at our last visit, you did some tests. you look relatively healthy, but i did find the reason why you're having trouble with impregnation. it's because you have the "beta gene". this gene keeps men like you from reproducing--which is a good thing because otherwise we'd have a bunch of betas running around and that wouldn't be good for the future of humanity. there are still some options-- you can use a sperm donor or you can find someone else to impregnate your wife the old fashioned way. i have some numbers you can call for either option. it's best that you just learn your place and start doing things to help your wife around the house, help her with her makeup and nails, and other things more suited for a beta partner. i'm sorry to have to give you this news, but it is what it is.