Celebrating My Pregnant Husband

Description: Hi honey! we're throwing a shower today in your honor. my pregnant husband is getting bigger and bigger! everyone we know wants to see, and congratulate you. you've gotten sooo fat- those huge mumma milkers, that big round belly, and those heavy, heavy hips. you look like you're ready to pop! take a lap around the room and show that preggo body off. i really feel this is going to spark a boom of pregnant husbands! all my friends have been talking about it since you got knocked up.