Not So Lucky

Description: Hi there, how are you feeling? do you remember anything about earlier tonight? we met at the bar and after we had a couple drinks and some laughs you asked if i wanted to go to your place. i had a similar idea but informed you that i would rather you come to my place. you were happy to oblige and here we are. i admit, this isn't likely what you had in mind, but it's what i planned all along. every friday night, i go to a different bar and pick up a cute guy whom i take home and proceed to shrink once we arrive. so that's the gist of it...why would i shrink you? oh yeah, i left out the best part. i have a thing for eating shrunken men, and tonight is your not so lucky night!:)