Awaiting my waste

Description: Here we are again, with another morning bathroom routine awaiting you. i’m hoping you won’t be anywhere near as disappointing as you were yesterday in consuming my waste, because i deserve a working toilet, after all.  as punishment, you are going to watch me as i take my sweet time relieving myself, filling my porcelain throne up, all so you can slurp up ever last drop and piece that i dish out. i’m going to go real slow, maki g sure to bide my time as you hear every drop, every fart, every smell. and when i am finally done, you will be out to work. sounds fair and dirty, right?! that’s because it is.