JERK IT VIRGIN

Description: You are going to stroke the rest of your life away because you don’t have another choice. hunched over gooning is the only sex position you know so get in your pathetic position right now and remember that doggy, missionary and all of the real sex positions are reserved for men. the closest a freakazoid like you can get to having sex with a hot gorgeous girl like me is jerking to my juicy ass through a computer screen. porn will always come before pussy for you, pump junkie. you are a textbook virgin and i can smell the sexual inexperience wafting off of you through the screen. just accept the fact that you will never get to kiss a beautiful girl in your lifetime and jerk for my bratty tight ass instead, bitch.