I only date smokers

Description: This is my first time meeting in person someone i met online, but you seemed cute to me and i decided to take a chance and came to you.i sat down and lit a cigarette and i'm looking for an ashtray, but you say you're not a smoker and you don't have an ashtray. you even dared to tell me to put out my cigarette and not to smoke in your apartment!when it comes to men, i only have one rule, and that is to never date a non-smoker! i decided to punish your rudeness and instead of putting out the cigarette i start blowing smoke right in your face. you're fun or should i say funny as you scowl and grimace trying to keep your dignity as i get in your face and blow smoke right into you...