Tiny Dick, Huge Wallet

Description: You have a tiny dick, that is no surprise. and you completely avoid women, just so you don't have to suffer the shame of having to show someone that awful, weird, small thing. i totally understand and support you never inflicting that type of pain on someone. so instead, you have to over compensate with a huge wallet, which is what women are most interested in anyway. good thing you didn't have to waste that time dating and instead were able to get your finances up. you have to have something to encourage women with.