BOOTSTUPID

Description: What, can't you think with my shiny leather boots in your face?? no? good! i want a nonthinking goontard to worship me because idiots like you always do whatever i say. aside from doing my bidding, you get to clean my boots with your measly tongue, thank me for being such an admirable foot goddess, and hope that some day i’ll value you enough to remember you as anything but a groveling bootslave (unlikely)!