Hey Loser You're Going To Date My Feet

Description: Sparked your interest didn't i? i knew i would. you long for a girlfriend, you've never had one and until now you never thought this moment would happen. i know how enthralled you are with my feet, so i am going to tease you until you are hot and bothered, then i will allow you to pathetically ask my feet to be your girlfriend. then at least when you are out and someone asks if you're dating yet, you can say, "yes!"what a loser!