Thank You For Gooning

Description: The life of a gooner comes with its own challenges, one of which is the guilt you face over "wasting" all your time jerking off to porn instead of doing something "productive" with your life. i'm here to make you feel better (kind of) about your choices. gooners do make a real impact on the world. the world is so much more pornified because of gooners. women like me can afford to modify our bodies and focus on beauty because of the money we get from gooners like you, and we thank you for it. embrace who you are - after all, it's not like you have anything better to do with your life, loser! at the end of this clip, i give you the choice of doing something degrading with your cum, or continuing to goon what's left of your brains out.