Office Mudd Machine

Description: The only bathroom in the office has broken down... which probably doesn't seem like a problem for you since you're a male intern (and are required to use an offsite bathroom on your own time) buuuuut women need to have toilet. the plumbers said they couldn't get someone out here for like a week! do you have any idea how many coffee's us women are drinking each day in the office???? and everyone knows that coffee goes right through you... that's where you come along. since you are the only male in the office, i decided to make better use of you and turn you into our temporary toilet. do i look like im joking??? now get over here and let me test you out, i have to go now!!!!!! and if you do a good job, i may just keep you here permanently, just wait until the other girls get to use you!