Public Service

Description: Had some business type affairs to handle today so my carpet doubled as my driver. finishing early, i was in the mood for a quick nature walk so i instructed my carpet to drive the several miles to a nearby nature preserve and lake and a trail i routinely walk. for a couple of months now and in addition to my belongings (water, phone, selfie stick, etc) the carpet is always required to have a hood of some type and one of 2 cock pedals i have gifted him in little backpack he carries with him at all times because simply, things happen. thinking the rains a day ago weren’t that bad and any mud surely would have dried up by now, leaving a plethora of fun things on the path, the carpet let me go on a walk with shoes i should not have been walking trails in. after brushing against wet, quickly grown bug infested plants to avoid puddles and mud, we had come to the end of the trail and a vast open meadow where i found myself completely frustrated and really annoyed the carpet would let me walk through that with good shoes on.  it was at this point, while facing a vast open meadow ahead as i stood in moist, sticky mud complete with shoe prints, tire tracks and grime that was slowly ruining my shoes-patches of green fuzzy mold that filled the gaps between the patches of trampled grass and hordes of insects of every size and shape imaginable moved about beneath my beautiful shoes- in the grass, on the carpet (and even me toward the end) i decided the carpet needed to act and make amens.  despite being in a public area (public display is usually not my thing) with a group of picknickers just a couple hundred meters ahead, a couple random joggers, bicyclists (2 of which actually stop and question causing the only break in this otherwise continuous clip) and even dog walkers passing within feet and well within the unobstructed view of the parking lot and access road, my carpet is called upon to publicly display his concern for my shoes, his inferiority and his devotion to me despite the humiliation he will endure or the scene he will make as he licks every inch of both of my shoes clean of all that nasty stuff i’m stepping in. i kick the carpet in the face, in the neck and upper chest quite a few times throughout (th thuds can be clearly heard) as he lies hooded and nude from the waist up in the mud, bugs, mold and grass- much of which he eats before your eyes. i step on his head and pin his face down in the slop, i step on his back while he licks my other shoe clean- i even crush a small flying pest on him for his safety at one point.  when the clip opens, i am really not what sure the clown is doing as he has masked himself and presented himself as i asked while i set up my phone, but he attempts to wipe the water, bugs and gunk i collected on the trail when brushing overgrown plants off the front of my pants with his shirt.  however, i quickly take his shirt away and after a few swift kicks he gets to work licking my shoe.  the two bicyclists that stopped, both of which were women of college age i would guess, were insanely cute as only one spoke and her first words upon stopping after she rode passed were, are you for real? i responded that i didn’t have a rag and i didn’t want my shoes ruined so the gunk had to be removed immediately before it stained.  after another are you for real (said with a grin), a picture request came which i allowed provided it was from my shoulders down.  sadly, the ladies voices are clearly heard and i do not have permission from them for that so that event had to be removed- hence the only break in the video stream. but other reactions are here and there from a distance. once satisfied the carpet had adequately cleaned the shoes he was clearly willing to let me ruin and with random eyes staring, i walk to my phone as the carpet rises and begins to pack his bag marking the end of my not so fun walk.