My Simp Friend

Description: How does it feeling knowing you'll never be anything more than just a "friend"? constantly being there for me.... buying me gifts, making my life easier.... all the while watching date and fck alpha men. in a normal scenario, that would be soooooo humiliating! but good thing this isn't a normal friendship! you're the type of friend that knows that friendship takes a lot of work (on your end) otherwise what's the point of having you in my life? lol and i know you're more than willing to go the distance.... even if that means hiding under a table at a nice restaurant, worshiping me heels and stockings while i flirt with a hot alpha male. did i mention you'll be paying? but friendship goes both ways..... you buy me things and spoil me, and in return i let you worship my feet and the literal ground i walk on. hahahaha