Making dumbass eat bird droppings as punishment!

Description: I swung by moron's apartment for his daily humiliation and omg, he's so stupid and lazy that i swear his deck has never be cleaned, not even swept! a goddess shouldn't have to be around such filth so to punish him, i found where all the birds let their droppings pile up! i step in it with my sandal and smear it all around--he has to lick bird dung off the bottom of my sandal!