Breaking all the rules

Description: I visited my parents last weekend and they both don't know i smoke and don't let anyone smoke on their property. i waited all day for them to go to bed so i could sneak outside for a smoke. the wait was agonizing. i couldn't take it anymore! one was not enough so i smoked two. i take multiple drags, sometimes three and exhales voluminous clouds of luscious smoke. i can't get enough and clench the cigarette in my teeth a couple of times in an effort to take complete control. the entire time i was so nervous they'd catch me but i kept going and even threw my cig butts into the swamp behind their house. that's what they get for not letting me smoke!