Sloppy Gamer Ramen Rampage

Description: 2,800 calories of pure gamer greedi've been glued to this worn-out gaming chair for hours. my room is a mess. dishes and laundry are piling up. but who cares? i'm on a streak.time for a quick meal to refuel. that's what i told chat, anyway.ten minutes later and i'm back with two trays of highly-processed delights: two giant bowls of extra spicy ramen, a heaping plate of hot dogs, a can of monster, a big glass of milk and a stack of oatmeal cream pies. 2,800 calories of salty, greasy, sugary trash - all piled on my desk like a proper degenerate's feast.chat is loving it. what was supposed to be a quick snack is now loud, nasty, noodle-slurping chaos. ramen dripping down my chin and chest, staining my top. hot dogs disappearing one after another. burps rolling out between bites while i rub my swelling gut.by the end, my outfit is ruined. my belly is so massively bloated that it hurts. i'm stuffed absolutely stupid, breathing heavily and looking like a beached whale. but the stream must go on. and now that i've refuled, i'm ready for another long, lazy night of gaming.