Gooning, Not Girls

Description: I have a laundry list of reasons why you don't have a girl in your life. but aside from the obvious- your looks, personality, etc, there's more to the story of your single life. see, if you had a girl, you'd have to give up being a gooner. and you've become addicted to your gross jerkoff habits. why try to embarrass yourself and get a girl, when you can sit at home jerking your tiny cocklet over and over?