Ugly Loser Tax

Description: Time to pay up, uggo! it’s a sin that you walk around the world like that, objecting innocent bystanders to your revolting existence. having to look at you should be a crime, and your punishment is an ugly loser tax! let’s total up just how much you owe by determining just how ugly and unkempt you are. i have a series of questions for you to answer, totalling up your final tax payment as you go. the uglier you are.. well, duh, the more you pay! you can’t stop being an ugly loser, but you will pay for it.