Poor Andrew, Is that really it?

Description: Andrew, what exactly are you trying to show me here? i’m squinting and still can’t find it. now i completely understand why you haven’t been laid in 9 years. that is definitely not a dick, honestly it barely qualifies as a clit. it looks more like you caught your skin in a zipper and left a little scab dangling there.  and you really thought showing me was a good idea? the confidence is almost impressive. don’t worry though, i’m laughing way too hard to be truly mean, for now. maybe next time save yourself the embarrassment before i end up telling everyone in your neighborhood what you’re working with lol