WHERE DID YOU HIDE IT ?!

Description: Where did you hide it ? i cannot see it ! i am even wearing my glasses to find it, but i can't ! let me try with the help of a flashlight....ohhh....you mean that thing ? that ridiculous piece of flesh you dare call a penis ? please, you're a living laughing stock, a patethic loser, mother nature has been really mad at you! but keep showing that semi penis, i am having a good laugh today  !