The Official Loser Audit: Prove You're a Terminal Beta With My Questionnaire

Description: How much of a loser are you really? not vaguely. not "haha i'm such a beta." i mean measured. scored. ranked. placed into a tier that tells you exactly where you stand on the spectrum of pathetic. in this 15-minute interactive audit, i've designed a points-based questionnaire that calculates your official beta level. every answer you give earns you points. the more points you rack up, the deeper into beta territory you sink. i cover everything. have you ever gotten hard for a fully clothed woman? points. ever cum for one? more points. gotten aroused by pixelated porn where pussy is just blurred squares? oh, that's a lot of points. two finger masturbation? points. chastity cage experience? points. paid for censored content when uncensored was available? points, points, points. and then i reveal the tiers. how much of a loser u truly are?