Missing The Party Because Of My Stinky Burps and Bloated Belly

Description: I got invited to the hottest party of the year, except, i can't go. my belly is so bloated and i am very gassy. i just can not show up to a party like this. i sit in front of you with my party attire on, and burp for you, trying to get rid of all the gas and this big fat bloated belly. i know how much you love when i burp, so i guess this is a win for you!