Told myself I'd tidy up today... but my bladder had other plans ? Watched me lose control and make a HUGE mess all over my clean laundry No warnings, just pure desperate release. Would you lick it up off the floor for me? ?

Title: Told myself I'd tidy up today... but my bladder had other plans ? Watched me lose control and make a HUGE mess all over my clean laundry No warnings, just pure desperate release. Would you lick it up off the floor for me? ?