Toilet Fantasy Turned Reality

Description: When people look at you, they see a man who has it all together. you have a good job, a nice house... you're kind and like to make people laugh. you're an all round great guy! but you have a dark fantasy that only you and i know about. it's your need to be a human toilet. no one would ever believe this is your thing, but i believe it. when i look at you, i don't see a man. i see a place to relieve myself. this is exactly why you adore me... i know the real you. i say we make this little fantasy of yours a reality, just you and me. i'll give you the mouthful you so desperately crave. open wide!