The Loser Diagnostic

Description: Patient #001, step into my office and prepare for the most honest evaluation of your life.  the data is conclusive: you aren't a man; you are a biological error, a background character who has finally found someone superior enough to give him a purpose. in this session, we are documenting the terminal mediocrity of your existence. you are a flatline, a social ghost that only becomes visible when i choose to use you. the final diagnosis? you are a total loser.