“Sexless Loser” [VIRGIN HUMILIATION]

Description: Still a virgin… that’s honestly the least surprising thing about you. i can tell just by looking at you, by the way you act, the way you carry yourself… there’s nothing about you that would ever make a woman want you. the only thing that’s ever come close is that sad little silicone substitute you rely on, and let’s be real… that’s as good as it’s ever going to get for you. i laugh as i point it out, making it clear that you’re completely undesirable, the kind of guy women avoid without even thinking about it.   at this point, it’s almost pathetic that you’d even try to believe things could be different. you’re not boyfriend material, you’re not hookup material… you’re nothing. i make it clear that your place isn’t chasing women, it’s accepting reality.