What's going on with this car?

Description: It is a beautiful day, perfect for a picnic with friends.i'm wearing a cute outfit and black flip flops, my toenails are red.i go to my car, put the keys in and crank it... nothing happens... i keep cranking and pumping the pedal trying my best to start it... nothing...i got suspicious that the problem is my shoes, i think the car didn't like it so i change to my blue flip flops and then the car starts! very rough and stalling, but it's working, which is good.i revv it to make it runs, it kind of works... but the engine still bad, i think i need a plan b.