Roleplay farting-burping thief breaks into your house

Description: I'm a thief who breaks into your house to steal your jewelry and valuables. but as soon as i walk in, the first thing i see is a little cookie that, at first glance, seemed like a good idea to eat. but after a while, i start to get sick of it. suddenly i realize you’re there spying on me, and i can’t hold back the burps and farts—so much so that i leave the whole bathroom, and even the entire house, stinking of my farts.