The Safe Space For Virgin Losers

Description: Welcome to your therapy session. i'm here to help you understand why you're still a virgin and why that's probably never going to change. but that's okay, really—not everyone is meant for intimacy. this is a safe space where we can honestly examine why women don't want you. the desperation they sense. the nothing you offer. while you stroke (it's part of therapy), i'll compassionately explain how this lonely pumping is your actual sex life. how accepting your permanent virgin status will bring you peace. how grateful you should be for your hand since no woman will ever touch you. same time next week? of course you'll be back. you need this.