WEDGIE BITCH

Description: Oh, look who it is—the self-proclaimed "wedgie bitch!" oh, come on now! you really love wedgies? what are you, some kind of masochist? just addicted to the humiliation and pain? i can just picture you gleefully waiting for your next chance to get yanked into the "wedgie zone," like a moth to a flame—only the flame is a pair of tighty-whities. and a chance i will provide here for you. grab at fabric and pull! seriously, do you have a secret wedgie fetish that badly that you’re willing to put yourself through this? i’ll sit comfortably here and make fun of you for it, make it worse, make it hurt, everything you dream about. humiliating repeat-after-me style mantras, binaural beats, and wedgie instructions included.