Part Three: I am a nurse caretaker for people who've been shrunken to speck-size by a shrinking virus
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Part Three: I am a nurse caretaker for people who've been shrunken to speck-size by a shrinking virus
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Kris calls back again. this time he has stories that even you don't know because they just happened this week. lots more people in my your life shrank, including your step-family: first, kris squished the step-grandparents; they were old anyway. step-dad tried to argue with him but at flea-size, his tiny heart couldn't handle kris' booming voice. next, he set out mouse traps and your step-mom got caught in one. finally, the govt voted to take away shrunken people's rights, all agreeing that "anything smaller than a booger wanting rights is woke. you are screwed, but at least in some weird way, you can enjoy the sight of a beautiful woman who you admire squishing you. it's just one last release without his stupid name ringing in your ears, ruining your last moments.