My gym bro turned me into a Blueberry - Lalo Cortez
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My gym bro turned me into a Blueberry - Lalo Cortez
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I got home after my workout. the gym had been packed, and all i could think about was a hot shower. before i left, this confident-looking guy—one of those dudes who acts like he knows everything about supplements—came up to me. he said this stuff would help with recovery, something “new, experimental, but awesome.” i ended up taking the bottle. once i was home, i dropped my bag on the floor, kicked off my sneakers, and stared at the deep blue liquid inside the bottle. way too blue to be normal… but i was exhausted, so i just went for it. i took a swig. at first, i didn’t feel a thing. then this weird, almost electric heat hit me. i walked over to the mirror and froze. my skin was changing color, turning blue, like my body was reacting to something it shouldn't have. my hands, my arms, my face… everything was blue. suddenly, i felt the floor moving away. or maybe i was the one moving away from it. i started growing in a surreal way until i was the size of a giant blueberry. i just stood there in the middle of the living room, trying to wrap my head around how a simple gym day ended like this—with a weird supplement and an impossible transformation. and now… how am i supposed to go back to the gym looking like this?