Wanna Be My Boyfriend?

Description: It's a rhetorical question, really. i already know how badly you'd love that kind of approval. but i really have been thinking… what would it take for me to honor a loser like you with the title of “boyfriend”? i’d be lying if i said this job didn’t make me at least a little curious about having a subby partner. so, let’s chat about the things that might help me overlook your many, many inferiorities.