Too small for a threesome

Description: We let you believe you caught our attention at the gym, that we actually wanted to take you home for a threesome you’d brag about for the rest of your life. we smiled, we played along, we teased you just enough to make you feel important, almost chosen. then we pulled down your pants… and saw how badly you reeked of failure. did you really think you could impress us with that? we looked at each other, complicit, amused, almost touched by your naivety, and we realized that if we kept you around, it definitely wouldn’t be to satisfy us, but to entertain us. you’re not the man for the job, you’re the anecdote, the joke we tell later, the little pretentious guy who thought he deserved two goddesses and ends up on his knees while we list out loud everything you’re incapable of giving us. deep down, we know that’s exactly what you wanted, to be put back in your place by two women who owe you nothing, and we love reminding you that your fantasy didn’t turn into a triumph… but into delicious humiliation.