7mins in Heaven with FARTS!

Description: You're locked in a closet with me for a game of 7mins in heaven. i immediatly tell you that we are absolutly not doing anything of the sort while being locked in the hot stuffy closet. i sit away from you, and suddenly let out a fart. i try to cover it up, and make excuses, but it's impossible to with us being in such close proximity. you tell me you don't mind. in fact, you like them. i laugh at you, calling you a liar as i continue to hold back. they won't stop. the stuffy closet seems even stuffier at this point. i realize that the smell is going to linger for the next couple to come into the closet. i make a deal with you, i'll let loose if you cover for the smell. you agree. i become more relaxed at that point, i fart with my butt facing you, have you pull my finger, and tell stories of other embarassing moments where i couldn't hold back my farts. time flies, and finally the 7mins are up. was it 7 minutes in heaven for you?