1-800-GOON-ANON (MP4)

Description: (audio only!) welcome to goon-anon, the recovery hotline! you've just taken the first step to reclaiming your life and making a full recovery from your addiction! with 24/7 lifeline support for dependent gooners ready to recover. please stay on the line, we are connecting you to a live goon counselor now... you've connected to counselor eevee, who assures you that she can help you with your gooning, porn, and masturbation dependence! just make sure that no matter what, you don't hang up. we at goon-anon have developed a proprietary method to help gooners like you get their lives back! although it might seem unusual, and it might feel like your very identity, self awareness, and autonomy are being stripped away word by word...we can assure you our method works! feeling stuck in a cycle of gooning dependence? call 1-800-goon-anon now! we can help you! (goon-anon promises this is not a trick or a bait and switch!:)