Eaten By My Step-Aunt

Description: I make a surprise visit to your house while your parents are away - i want to have a chat with you.  you don’t mind if i sit on your lap do you?  you’re so tall now - 6ft 4” right?  you’re so big and strong, you think i am flirting with you, but i’m not.  in fact, i have come to remind you of what a waste of space you are! you really shouldn’t be living with your parents any more - so i’m going to solve the problem once and for all.  i gobble you up completely! i am so full i have to take off my dress, and lie down on the settee while i digest you.  i stretch and rub my tummy and burp a bit while my stomach rumbles and gurgles, but don’t worry, you will soon be fully digested.