The benz won't start

Description: Just got a boba tea and i'm trying to start the car and it won't turn over at all. pumping the accelerator while turning the key and nothing. i don't know why it won't start. i'm going to be stranded here and late for work now. please start as i try over and over. the car will not turn over.  i'm wearing my super sexy strappy high heels and my cute little french pedi on my toes hang over my shoes. toe scrunches as i push down on the accelerator.