Darla's Miserable Messy Business Trip

Description: On this particular morning, i woke up feeling refreshed and ready to dress to impress at the office. i wore my black dress slacks and blazer with a bright white top underneath. after getting dressed, i slipped my fishnet covered feet into my loafers as i prepared to leave the house. on my walk to work, i accidentally stepped in a pile of something on the floor i felt the bottom of my shoe to figure out what i'd stepped in, and whatever it was got all over my fingers too so freakin' disgusting. i tried my best to remove the sloppy, sticky substance from my shoes but the mess kept spreading. it got all over my hands, in my shoes, and between my toes. the harder i tried to clean up, the more i got covered in thick, chocolate pudding. to make matters worse, somehow i got stuck to the chair that i sat down in to try to clean myself up. i felt so desperate and hopeless, with nowhere to go. feeling so incredibly stuck, i cry out for help, and moan in disgust with every squelch of mess that saturates my body and feet sadly for me, no one shows up to help. instead, i get surprised with a big, chunky bucket of green slime like literally why!?! i did not deserve this. especially a lady of my stature on a day as special as today. my perfect hair and white shirt were now completely ruined. do you know how long it took me to do my hair this morning!? there's no way i could go to work like this i just had to get home and clean up as soon as possible. with no one to come to my rescue, i had to struggle in the mess and watch my shoes keep getting filled with the disgusting green slime. i could barely get my feet back in my shoes because of how filled they were with mess. it was infuriating! i struggled and squirmed to get out of this ridiculous, gross trap and when i finally broke free, i ended up falling and face planting in the chocolate pudding pile that was still sitting in front of me. i was completely humiliated.