Hiccups and Farts on the Couch - Lalo Cortez

Description: I’m just sitting on the couch trying to chill after a workout. the tv is on, but i’m barely even watching it. i’m exhausted and all i want is to just stay still for a few minutes. out of nowhere, i get the hiccups. i try to control it, i take deep breaths, but they just keep coming. it’s so frustrating because i don’t even know why they started. at the same time, my body decides to play an even more embarrassing prank on me: i start farting really loud at the same time i’m hiccuping. the combination of the two makes me feel totally ridiculous, even though i’m home alone. i instinctively look around like someone might actually see me. i keep shifting around to see if it stops... i try to distract myself, but nothing works. all i can do is just embrace it and hope nobody walks through the door in the next few minutes.