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Description: Asdfghjkl;.. that’s you. whenever you see me on your screen, your brain debases from reality and plunges into sheer stupidity. you become unhinged, moronic, beyond humanity. you become a brainless, pumping mess. and now, don’t you agree that it’s time i take advantage of that? oh, that’s right, you’re too stupid to speak, type, or think! hahaha. soooo, do this .. smash your hands on your keyboard like the fucking neanderthal you are! you can’t think, can’t type, can’t use any of your braincells that have since been deleted… and show me in the easiest way possible that you are tethered to my world. brain-scrambled, in the land of pixel pumper pleasure. close your eyes and let me fuck you deep and where it matters - in your mind and in your wallet! follow my orders, smash those keys, and let me drain away the rest of your humanity. [warning: this is an extremely overstimulating brainfuck for advanced pixel pumper goonpigs only! we are going really hard in this, so be warned! :)]