Abandon Your Holy Book

Description: Since you were old enough to comprehend, your religion was shoved down your throat. no stroking, no naked ladies, no fun whatsoever. and, do the teachings of your holy doctrine make you feel, well, happy? given that you're here right now watching this, i'm inclined to think something is missing in your life. get your knees off your prayer carpet and prepare to give yourself over to a true goddess. and that book? i have a few suggestions for that, too.