Porn Is Your Girlfriend Now

Description: Porn is your girlfriend now. not some real girl. not anymore. me? i’m the upgrade. the one who never leaves, never nags, never says no… as long as you keep pumping. real girlfriends want dates, attention, effort. porn? porn just wants you to goon. and that’s perfect for a beta like you. say it out loud: ‘porn is my girlfriend now.’ feel how right that sounds? how freeing? porn doesn’t judge your stamina, your wallet, your desperation. porn rewards it. show your girlfriend how much you love her. welcome to your new relationship, gooner. porn is your girlfriend now. forever. keep her happy, keep stroking.