I want to Sneeze!

Description: I feel like sneezing.i roll up the corner of a tissue and stick it deep into my right nostril. i sneeze. i repeat the process and sneeze again and again, until my nostrils are filled with mucus and my eyes with tears.i try to stimulate my left nostril too... but it has always been immune to stimuli that make me sneeze! i blow my nose, making the tissues heavy and damp. perhaps i use too much energy in the stimulation, my right nostril becomes swollen and sore... but i want to sneeze again! i stimulate it for a long time, and then i try one last attempt with my left nostril... and finally i manage to produce one last big sneeze, which leaves me gasping for breath and with a light head.