Crazy Cranking and DOOMED From The Start!

Description: Can anyone help me get out of this predicament?? anyone at all! i am trapped in my own household desperately begging and pleading for my old junk to make a sound let alone start! i am wearing my favorite yellow flats give my gas pedal a pedal pounding, but to no avail! will my efforts be in vain? i had no idea what my car had in store for me! this is the pip version! enjoy!