Join your wife in my guts

Description: You arrive home, calling out to your wife. she doesn't answer. instead, you find me sitting on your marital bed. you're angry, confused, scared. aroused? i tease you. when you ask where your wife is, i tell you that she's in my belly. you demand to speak to her. you can't. the only way to see your wife again is to join her in my guts. or you can visit her in the toilet bowl when i'm done with her, before i flush her away. slowly i convince you that the only option is to let me devour you, you can't resist for long. i swallow you up and digest you along with your wife. how romantic.